There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet

"Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears.
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,
they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin.

I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it"

I loveeeee Jensen Ackle's face in this. It's hilarious, just hilarious.
Oh, well, I don't have time for a long blog post but:

My day went a little like this...
My mother woke me up at eleven because ' The Queen is on her way!', I didn't take this to mean, much as that would have gotten me out of bed PDQ, that The Queen was actually on her way to our humble abode. I took it to mean it was today, and therefore Kate-And-William's-Wedding. So, I rolled over and went back to sleep, until my mother called me again to say The Queen was leaving in the car, so I got up. I trundled out to the living room (even though the television had been on in my bedroom with the Royal Wedding flashing away on it) and sat where my mother had been until foolishly vacating her seat for sustenance. 'I am so crafty, like.' *cough*

So, like normal British people, we watched The Royal Wedding, which I thought was...well, honestly it was truly lovely and I really enjoyed it. I won't forget the fact that they quoted Romans 12:11, 'Do not lag in zeal, be ardent in spirit, serve the Lord.' Which, I personally, really found a nice touch.
I felt very proud to be British, I almost cried...but, I resisted because my mother would have laughed at me.

Then, I played a bit of Garden Dash on Big Fish until they were on the Balcony and there was kissing! <3 >.< Kawaiiiiiiii! Haha. I thought it was so sweet. Then, my next door neighbour brought home a puppy and I went outside to play with said puppy - which is called Trigger, and the cutest fucking darn thing since kittens - and he really liked me. That also made me happy. He's a tiny puppy, and I will take a photo, because he's that adorable! XD

After that I had to hustle off down to Asda and buy some Apples (red ones) for my photography. It was annoying because I went to THREE grocers on my way to Asda looking for apples to see if they had any, and none of them sold apples, and one place told me, "We don't sell fresh apples here."
What the fuck do they sell? Rotten ones? Who doesn't sell apples at a grocers?

Then, I went and got the 65 to go to Ham and meet Nana...no, her name isn't actually apple!
I stayed on the bus for too long and ended up in Richmond. Then, I went on the bus going the other way to get back. I met her about half an hour late, and we went to a park near the loch, where I took a bazillion photos of her as Snow White. We had a bit of a rant about two people we don't like, then I got the bus home. Just in time to grab a drink and a chocolate bar, then ran down my road to Richmond park and met Lizzie and (to my surprise) Lara.

I was using Lizzie for my photography, too. And, I had asked Lara, but...she said she was too busy and then she was there, and I was ridiculously pleased to see them after so long. We all hugged a lot haha. They had gone to a street party before, so both of them had face paint on. Lara looked like The Joker.

Blah, blah, blah. Lots of photos and hugs later, we all said goodbye and (since I live down the road) Lara gave me a lift on her bike. So, that means, I sat on her bike seat, and she stood up and cycled. It was so terrifying (because we kept wobbling) and in order to not wobble, Lara had to cycle fast, which gave me less balance...I also had to keep my legs out of the way. It was so scary on the main road, and so fun. I want to do it again!

So, we didn't crash, and they dropped me off at home and I went inside. Since then...all I have done is play on my Tumblr: http://katnissandthehunger.tumblr.com/ , link it to my Twitter...which I never use, talk on Skype, watch Star Trek and  look on Facebook.

I've also been trying to find the video of people from The Guild dancing to Moskau...but, I can't find it. XD Shame.

Anyway, on to my daily Thirty Day song challenge which is anything but daily. XD
Day Four - A song that makes you sad
That would be...

It makes me want to cry...:/ Brings back so many memories that I dearly miss...and, I hate the fact that I can't have them in my life any more because of some stupid person with a Snape nose. Eurgh.

I want my happiness back, please.

Anywayyyy, it's time for me to leave home (temporarially) and go to Wales so
Final words: Live long and prosper, DFTBA!
'I'll speak to it though Hell itself should gape
And bid me hold my peace'

Frankie, Newly-Discovered-Patriot.